valley fair

I'm sitting in front of the Apple Store in this mall working on my computer while my Father is sleeping in a comfortable seat across from me and I've come to the realization that Valley Fair is a milf hangout...

The seats directly in front of the Apple Store is a good place to catch their wifi.

Also, you can catch the Apples Store's wifi in the seats in front of Nordstrom.

matt barnes...

I feel for this kid. His mother just died of cancer on tuesday. Matt has the same birthday as my nephew, but is a year younger.

Barnes was an All-American wide receiver in high school and it was known that if he didn't make the Warriors last season, he would have tried out for the NFL and I believe he would have made it.

I heart goes out for his father and sisters.

yelp...

I really enjoy chronicling my life on yelp. I have more difficulty writing a blog...

more mike nolan...

I'm not even a Niner fan, but I can't wait for the day that Nolan is replaced as coach and ruler just underneath the Yorks.

I think Pete Carroll would be a good choice. My guess is that he wants to prove that he can win big on the NFL level. He's 33-31 as a NFL head coach. He was 27-21 in his three years with the Patriots. What's Nolan's record thus far? 13-29. Nolan will be lucky to finish the year 4-12 and have a three year record of 15-33. I used to think Carroll was a mediocre head coach in the NFL, but compared to Mike Nolan- he's a big winner...

The Trojans beat ASU and are in line to be in a BCS bowl, but I really think Carroll has lost his luster with USC. Hell, he may even lose a National Championship or two with the Reggie Bush situation.

My other choice would be Mike Holmgren. He's from the City and a Super Bowl winner. He's under contract with Seahawks, but I bet there's a buyout clause.

farmed raised salmon...

Being someone born and raised in Seattle, WA, I had access to the best salmon in the world.

Living in San Francisco, I don't expect much when I eat salmon. Actually, I try to avoid the stuff unless it's wild and from the Pacific Northwest. Even wild salmon off the coast of Cali isn't that tasty.

Farm raised salmon. Forget about it! It's a disgrace to salmon!

nfl network...

It took me awhile to get used to the NFL Network. I thought the channel was nearly unwatchable in the beginning. They did an excellent job with last years NFL Draft coverage. It really pissed me off that the network became unavailable in my Comcast package that I pay over $130 a month on. I was becoming such a sports junkie that I wanted to watch minicamp and found out that I had to pay extra. I refuse to pay more.

Now, it's Turkey Day and I can't watch Indy versus Atlanta. Fuck Comcast and fuck the NFL Network!

heading down to san jose...

I love the City, but it's good to get away, even to a place like San Jose where my sister lives.

Plus, I live in a small studio and my sis' house is huge. I get exercise just walking to the bathroom @ her house.

one can have fun @ the bar...

That's code for milfs can be met @ this joint...

spam...

I'm a dedicated yahoo user, but my yahoo e-mail gets too much fucking spam! I hate it!

A good thing about gmail is that I get virtually zero spam.

monday night @ scla...

After finishing the Monday night ab class with the infamous Demetrios, I was famished and I had to have sometime to eat.

I'm writing this blog @ the bar @ SCLA/San Francisco and just finished a decent burger with fries. I know sweet potatoes are supposed to healthy for you, but I'm just not a fan of sweet potato fries. Perhaps, I should have had the salad instead? Plus, I'm watching Monday Night Football and Denver kicked Tennessee's ass. Come on Norm Chow!

While eating my cheeseburger, I wrote several reviews for my new addiction- yelp.com

writing...

I always remember from the film THROW MAMA FROM THE TRAIN the quote, "a writer writes."

I enjoy writing, but it's like working out, you really must work @ it all the time or you lose focus and in the case of working out- you get out of shape.

I've been writing like a dog for the past week or so. I hope I keep it up?

Also, I must keep working out...

norm chow...

My namesake has been passed over for head coaching gigs @ BYU, Arizona State, Stanford, you name it! Is it because he's Asian? Is it because he's has a pidgin accent? Why, Why, Why? He may be the most prolific college offensive coordinator of all-time.

I just read a blog from the SJ Mercury about the Niners. One particular fan said hire Norm Chow, an offensive minded coach. I love that idea? Will it happen? I don't think so...

candlestick park...

I hadn't been there for about 7 years. Man, that place is a dump! I don't plan on coming back.

willie brown...

This guy is 73 and he's dating blondes more than half his age. Is 70, the new 50? Hugh Hefner is 81 and has three blonde girlfriends ranging from 22-34. Hef is looking like he's 80, but old Willie looks great @ 73.

I think WB should write a book about picking up women...

barry bonds...

It really sickens me that the government would spend so much time and waste so much money on indicting Bonds.

I'm so tired hearing about this steroid crap! MLB should look in the mirror and realize that they created this monster by not banning steroids and not administering drug tests during that time period.

Even as I write this blog, there isn't testing for HGH.

Barry Bonds was the greatest player I ever saw. He may have been surly to the media, but do baseball fans really care if a ballplayer was mean to a sportswriter- I don't think so.

Perjury- what a fucking joke!

the san francisco mayor...

Apparently he's vacationing in Hawaii while we have a oil spill crisis. With crab season being delayed because of this spill, I'm sure it has hit the industry extremely hard.

I am no fan of the mayor. He broke the number one man law by fucking his friend and staff member's wife. And the wife was one of his employees. He then used alcohol as an excuse and went into a rehab program.

This prima donna should be cleaning up the mess @ some of our beaches.

mike nolan...

His Father was a good coach. Mike Nolan seems to be a good man, but he's not a head coach. He may be more suited to be a defensive coordinator. I don't understand why the ownership of the Niners would give this guy so much power?

I will be attending my first Niner game in many years versus the hapless Rams. For once, I'll probably be pulling for the Niners...

lane kiffin...

I'm not much of a Raider's fan, but how did this kid get the job? He has coaching pedigree (Monte Kiffin), but I'll say it again, I can't believe this kid got the job?

It kind of reminds me of David Shula son of Don Shula. He had no business being a head coach in the NFL. At least David Shula was an offensive coordinator in the NFL, although he was demoted and for some crazy reason he got a head coaching job with the Bengals.

metreon...

Yet another shooting, not just a shooting, but another murder @ the Metreon. I believe that's two in the past two months. I love movies, but I doubt if I will ever go the movies there again @ night.

Since SF Centre has expanded with Century Theaters, there hasn't been much occasion for me to go to the Metreon. I just hope SF Centre doesn't become another Metreon?

Then again, I would rather go to a film @ the Embarcadero Center Cinema.

a time to blog...

Some idiot who lives on the third floor of my apartment building left a pizza in the oven too long. Somebody pulled the fire alarm and within five minutes four SFFD engines were parked in front of the pad. Great response! It may have been a bit overkill, but I appreciated the effort.

This same idiot does his laundry in the middle of the night and poor me lives right above the laundry room. It is definitely time to confront this idiot...