I've been doing more than my share of drinking during the holiday season. On Saturday night, I went out drinking from about 4pm to 1am. I encountered a bunch of interesting people who divulged so much interesting info to me.
A beautiful blonde kept talking about her boyfriend and how big his cock is and how she likes him because he doesn't like getting his cock sucked. She's like porn star Katie Morgan who admits she doesn't like giving blow jobs. I ended up getting her phone number. I'm sure I won't be happy with her...
One more tidbit about the blonde, she came into the bar with her ex-boyfriend and best friend. Her girlfriend hadn't been laid in a year and a half. She tried to fix her up with one of the bartenders @ the bar. He turned out to be gay. Her girlfriend and ex left the bar together leaving her with the bill. Hopefully her girlfriend got laid?
A doctor who knows a newscaster who I have the hots for and who I casually know said that I was her type. That made my night. But realistically, I don't see myself hooking up with her. Aren't you curious who she is?
This same doctor said he just ended a relationship with a straight guy. He said, "he prefers straight guys." I said, "what, how can he be straight when he sleeps with guys?" Let me preface this. This was a hotel bar in the financial district and the bartender was gay, as was one of the servers. Both agreed with me that you can't call a guy straight when he sleeps with guys.
One more story from the doctor. He said that Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson are gay.
This other guy who I suspected was gay talking about how he and others enjoy watching a certain individual put on lotion after he takes a shower @ my club. That's one reason I use the second floor locker room. The locker room on the fourth floor
isn't my cup of tea. Hell, most of the time I take a shower @ home after working out...
I have more stories, but I won't divulge them to protect the innocent...
I'm going to say this one more time, people talk under the influence of alcohol and the full moon doesn't inhibit conversation...
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