First of all, who names their son Ralph anymore? Nobody. Ralph is worse than my first name. I haven't seen Ralph in several years and the fucking guy tells me that I've gained weight. The last time I saw him I had a 31 inch waist and weighed about 190 pounds. That was about 15 years ago. Sure I've gained weight, but I still look good... BTW, I'm 6'1.
If I haven't seen someone for years and it's apparent that they've gained weight- I'm not going to blurt out, "you got fat!"
Ralph can kiss my fat ass!
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