the best salespeople in the world...

I believe they're strippers... On friday night, I had an "entertainer" come up to me say, "you look familiar, I remember you from the last time you were here." I said, "really, when was the last time I was here?" She said, "about six months ago." I said, "actually, that was the last time I was here, but I don't remember you and I definitely would have remembered you." Once she got me in the VIP section to get more than a few lapdances, she admitted that she was using a line that works quite a bit. It worked on me only because I thought she was hot...

Then I had another dancer use the price comparison close with me. She said, "I also work in the City and I charge $100 a lapdance, but here, you can have me for $20 a dance." What bargain? It worked on me, but only because I also was attracted to her. I just needed a little nudge.

Many dancers ask you what's your favorite position and the price comparison closer told me she liked reverse cowgirl. I said, "bullshit!" I didn't believe her. That's a position that caters to the porn viewer.

Now days, any position is my favorite position...